Rock You Like A Hurricane

Labor Day weekend was spent going on our annual Redneck RV Relaxing Racing Romance trip to Atlanta with our BFF's the Stahly's & the Vantrease's. This year we "pimped" our RV rental. It was somewhat larger than last years RV and instead of saying "Rent Me" across the sides and back, it just looked like a normal RV. It was a "Hurricane" model...thus the title for the post.

The rest of this blog will only be funny for the W's, S's & V's that were on the trip but feel free to read through the highlights of the weekend...and I know once you read these you are gonna wish you had been there!!!!

This first quote will be altered to protect the innocentness of the one who spoke it and the one who took it way out of context. I will only mention that it involved McD's, Dairy Queen, chocolate dipped cones, forcing air out of your mouth, and the transformation of the chocolate sauce.

You smell like the way you smelled when I fell in love with you.

The brochure said it sleeps 6. Well the brochure failed to mention that that meant it sleeps 2 adults and 4 midgets.

And AV, this was not a part of the weekend but when I picked out this song for the post, I had no idea that these were the first four lines of the lyrics...

It’s early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud

Saturday night was pretty loud...WOOH!!!! WOOH!!!! ***Note, we are thinking that maybe we need to move from the party all night campground to the family campground. Does this make us old and fuddy duddies?

Oh no, something's on fire in there...that's the pilot light...that's what you are trying to catch on fire.

What's this floating in the eggs?

It makes them fluffier...like sour cream in eggs and oj in pancakes.

It hurts to be this good.

When I was in school, you could survive an atomic bomb as long as you were under your desk.

Keep your hands off my woman, and your thoughts off my man.

I'm so glad that the race did not go green, and the 24 drop back in the field...all I could think of was "We are going to hear M say all night...2 words, Steve Letarte!!!"

Funny race chatter -

Jeff Dickerson to Jeff Gordon - "You're probably clear...clear."

Jeff Gordon to Jeff Dickerson - "What exactly is probably clear, mostly clear, almost clear...?"

Did you flatspot the tires? No. Was that a no? No-sir. Negative. Not. The tires do not have flatspots.

How is the 29 the leader? He caused the caution? What position are we in? We don't know. Waiting on NASCAR. How can we not know what position we are in...How is 29 first?

Here are some RV tips for those of you planning a trip...

1. Cut onions outside the RV.

2. Put heavy metal electric skillets in the bottom cabinets for travel, otherwise, G will whip the RV into the Kroger parking lot and just about take of J's head with the flying electric skillet.

3. Coffee makers do not and will not ride on the countertops while RV is in motion.

Another fantabulous weekend was spent. Racing was awesome. Relaxing was at a premium. Tailgating was super yummy - not everyone has steak, baked potatoes, salad, and all the other fixings on their tailgating tables...but we did! Romance was in the air - we love each other, our drivers, and racing! And all of these things put together, apparently makes us rednecks.

So here's to rocking the weekend in a hurricane...and can't wait 'til we get to do it again next year!!!!

Melissa